Protect Your Purity have warned me away from it but I thought I would at leastang around for the smut Spoiler alert the smut is uncomfortable and cringey at best For screenshots of cringey uotes and my reactions see my full thoughts Theatre Histories here Dammit Georgie Youad to be exactly what I need didn t you Best romance of 2019 Probably Holy shit friends Fix Her Up blew me and every expectation I Waterloo had out of the water I will say don t let the cute cover fool you this bookas many explicit sex scenes but it was some of the best sex and best dirty talk I ve ever read in my entire life BRB buying everything Tessa Bailey Yobo has ever written But this is a story about two people who grew up in the same small town together But when one comes back five years later they both realize that maybe they can build aappier future with The Last Runaway help from the other one Georgette Castle 23 An actual clown for children s birthday parties and the baby ofer family and they always let Sanctuary (The New World Series, her know it by never takinger seriously no matter what she does Travis Ford 28 Newly retired professional baseball player because of an injury But now e is very much struggling to be than just a baseball player especially after moving back to is Lion Boy Trilogy (Books 1, 2 and 3) ((Book 1), Lion Boy (Books 1, 2 and 3) ((Book 1), Lion Boy: The Chase (Book 2) and Lion Boy: The Truth (Book 3)) hometown Both Georgie and Travis want to be taken seriously and they want to be than the expectations that are already placed upon them So they strike up a friendship agreement that starts off with a few meals some cleaning and a fireplace but eventually becomes a full on fake dating element so they can change what people think of them Travis wants desperately to look wholesome to the press so thate can get a job Data Interpretation Questions And Case Histories he wants and Georgie wants people to seeer as than a innocent comic relief And obviously sex Inside the Hornets Head has to be completely off limits especially since Georgie is a virgin Which is something that they both start to find difficult yet Travis starts to realize thate might not want to be a steppingstone for Georgie Meanwhile Georgie knows that she wants things in life that Travis doesn t want to give Imagination According to Humphrey (According to Humphrey her And Lord the angst is real but it s perfect and I was living my best life watching these two also figure outow to deal with their attraction Also another reason this book means a lot to me is because of the story as to why I picked it up Basically me and three of my best friends ave a group chat that we constantly talk in throughout the day and Chelsea set that group chat on fire describing the first sexual encounter in this book So immediately me and Jane and Madalyn all went and bought the audiobook And we all listened together updating swooning constantly at our very different workplaces and I will remember and cherish that experience forever Fuck my
FRIENDS ARE THE BEST TRULY OVERALL THIS BOOK WASare the best truly Overall this book was perfect in my eyes and I completely expect it to make my best of 2019 list come December The dirty talk was 1110 the actual sex scenes were 1110 and this was maybe the best fake dating setting I ve ever read in my life I am now obsessed with Tessa Bailey and I feel so blessed that I am able to read er entire backlist now Blog Instagram Twitter Tumblr Youtube Twitch Content and trigger warnings for abandonment and an emotionally abusive parent Buddy read with Chelsea Jane Madalyn Once you read a Tessa Bailey romance there is no going back And FIX HER UP is not an exception because you will fall in love with Travis and Georgie instantly Instantly you are drawn to this marvelous cover and then you read the synopsis and you think WOW GIVE ME THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THIS MOMENT Let me just start this review by saying that if you Oh. My. Gods. (Oh. My. Gods., have not read a book by Tessa Bailey then why are you evenere I mean why are you
your time by reading this review Totally kidding not I don t know But in all seriousness if you Phoebe’s Fair Valentine (Oh. My. Gods., have not read a book by Tessa then I HIGHLY recommend that you start as s pros proposalcons baby girle calls The Ground beneath her Feet his dick two bats dude don t deserveer calling your dick two bats isn t cute Travis is a dummy bitchis e trying to be batman baby boy you could never also Georgie from this book reminds me of Georgie from IT and the Georgie in this book is a clown but the Georgie in IT got eaten by a clown this book was boring and th. T rookie when an injuryWAISTING YOUR TIME BY READING THIS REVIEW TOTALLY KIDDING
ended is career now Lo Que la Reina Quiere (Sexys Cuentos de Hadas Al Revés nº 1) he’s flippingouses tohis career Now William Gibson he’s flippingouses to busy and trying to forget Nancy Drake his glory days Bute can’t even cross the street without someone recapping Bandbox his greatestits Or making a joke about Everglades (Doc Ford Mystery, his bat And then there's Georgieis best friend’s sister who is not a kid any When she proposes a wild scheme that they pretend to date to shock Kicking It (Alex Craft, her family andelp im land a new job e agrees What’s the Sapphamire (Dragons of Dragonose harm It’s not like it’s real But the girl Travis used to tease is now a funny full of life woman and there’s nothing fake aboutow much e wants Reat umour and banter and love and friendships and woman empowerment and
Crazy Hot Baseball Playershot baseball players athletes Breaking Down (The Garage, have never really been my thing but wow travis could seriously get it the idea of the story isnt super original ive read countless variations of this story across multiple romance novels but thats why i liked it its familiar wholesome entertaining albeit sometimes cringy and comforting the writingstorytelling style actually reminded me a lot of the bromance bookclub which i also adored so im excited to see what this series will offer next 4 stars 375It s uite possible I m still blushing I read all the reviews Ieard it was a steamy read Yet I failed to believe a story revolving sweet little innocent Georgie aving a long standing crush on a washed up
player could be ot readWell ladies and gentlemanthe gloves are off Yikes Heed the warning I listened to the audio which gave it that much of a steamy air If this is your cup of tea I recommend the audio The narrators were a perfect match for the characters They did a fantastic jobI ave the follow up Love Her Or Lose Her on old at the library Just need to recover a bit from this one before diving back in Is it Passionate Kisses Boxed Set hot inere This book is five years behind its time as seen in its creepy overprotective easily angered love interest and an air Destiny and Power headed literal clown main character My list of things I disliked about this book was vast but I just couldn t shake the feeling that I cannot BELIEVE this book was published in 2019 especially through such a massive publisher For me toave enjoyed this I think it would need a My Rocky Romance Diary (Diaries of Kelly Ann, huge facelift inow the love interest treats the main character the descriptions were written and The Café Book how childish the characters came off Here s a breakdown of everything I didn t like The writing styleFrom metaphors and similes that literally made no sense to cringey dialogue to sexual descriptions that made absolutely no sense this book needed an editor bad Some things I let slide than others but the phrasing of this book was just SO awkward and I didn t vibe with the writing at all Travis s personalityTravis was the worst love interest He considers Georgieis little sister for Lord John And The Brotherhood Of The Blade (Lord John Grey, half the book but still sexualized theell out of er in literally every single scene she s in He was also SO jealous and overprotective of er even when they weren t even together and Georgie let Models Dont Eat Chocolate Cookies him get away with doing super sketchy stuff like sabotaging a date just because she thoughte was so ot The pacingI can t tell you if this book took place over 3 days or 3 weeks It was so messy and the author would throw in random scenes with random side characters to make it look like the book wasn t just focusing on the two main characters but those scenes were so dry and pointless and you could tell they were included just so a token POC could ave some time on the page I was so confused why these women made a club whose focus was Shalias Diary (Shalias Diary, hating men and yet all they did was get together and talk like friends do I skim read anything that wasn t the main drama because it was so boring andalf bakedThe cringeworthinessThe main problem in this book that made me cringe was the fact that Georgie is literally a clown as Scruples Two her career which is a fact that the author brought up i shit you not almost every page From there being so many references toer clownery to the terrible dialogue especially during sex or telling What Janie Found (Janie Johnson, her things like You re about to meet your God in reference tois dick I was cringing so often while reading this I cannot believe this author as dozens of previous books because this was so unpolished and needed a lot editing or at least someone to point out when dumb lines should ve been cutDumbchildish main characterI mentioned before that this main character is a clown and I cannot emphasize that enough She is completely stupid in a way that makes me ashamed that this book was written by a woman From letting erself be walked all over by Travis to enduring a whoAAAaA i didn t know i was Silver Tower / Strike Force / Shadow Command hot transformation to literally being considered a child by everyone arounder it was just unbearable Her entire conflict in the book was trying to be legitimate so that people would take Explosive Acts her seriously but I still considereder a joke by the end of the book because Shadowbridge (Shadowbridge, her actions and dialogue were so ridiculous The sexYikes Any enjoyment that couldave been gleaned from the sexy scenes was ruined by Travis s completely disgustingcringeyterribly written dirty talk and the author s absurd descriptions From both a storytellingcraft perspective and the actual situations themselves the sex was Academia de Rowan (A Tapeçaria horrid It didn telp that Georgie was a virgin which Travis glorified really creepily and then the author later glossed over unrealistically There s public sex at a baseball field which definitely is a fe. Ase three updates to er exterior do people still waxPhase four put erself on the market and stop crushing on Travis FordLiving Two Reels And A Crank her best life means facing the truth Georgieasn’t been on a date since well ever Nobody’s asking the town clown out for a night of Queens Gambit (The Tudor Trilogy, hot sex that’s for sure Maybe if people think she’saving a steamy love affair they’ll acknowledge she’s not just the “little sister” who paints faces for a living And who better to elp demolish that image than the resident sports star and tabloid favoriteTravis Ford was major league baseball’s ottes. Re read 41820 I stan Georgie so The Camping Cookbook hard wow This book makes me soappyRe read 71319 I know this book doesn t do it for everyone but it really REALLY does it for me It s SO CHARMING and SO FUNNY while also being SO SEXY and I just really fucking love it Also I would 100% die for Georgie she s just SO CUTEEEEEEEEE Honestly y all everything about this book makes me grin from ear to ear and I M NEVER GONNA BE OVER ITOriginal read 61319 Do not let this adorably unassuming cover fool you this book was NAUGHTY AS HELL and I loved it SO MUCH I buddy read this with Melanie and Jane and it was such a fucking great experience Brb while I immediately re read this bc I Absalom, Absalom! have a mighty ass need Holy shit y all READ DIS BOOK DNF CHAPTER 14 After several starts and stops its official I m pulling the plug on my first Tessa Bailey I kept telling myself that if I just pushed through a little further at some point the story would really grab me At 182 pages that little exerciseas proven futile So in the name of living reading my best life I think it s time to cut my losses and move on to something worthy of my timeI can t deny the uber cute smile inducing cover made it darn near impossible to stop the runaway train of possibility in my brain But as we all experience at one time or another the cover no matter ow great is in no way indicative of the journey that awaits the reader It all comes down to the combination of words and the feelings those words appen to inspireI found Fix Her Up to be a recycled mix of one too many romance tropes told through a cast of characters I couldn t take seriously and sorry to say all done with a bland delivery Bailey s words lacked the charisma necessary to keep this finicky reader engagedAnd while there are bound to be Black Stone hoards of readers who find virginal 23 year old Georgie uirky I m not one of them How was I supposed to take the girl seriously when 1 she s a clown are there even any children on planet Earth that like clowns any 2 she s never been on a date say what and 3 she just realized after a childhood ofand me downs that she could shop somewhere other than the thrift store insert eye roll On Liberty here In Georgie s defense fixer up correlates to the growth she strives for in multiple facets of No Way Down her life careerome and physical appearance improvements not only the fake relationship that she lands Pulled Thread Embroidery herself in YawnThose who know me best know my inner giddy girl is not one to shy away from the steamy scenes BUT when that seems to be the only part of the story that s managing toold my interest it s time to cut and run Although I ve gotta say good ole Two Bats really knows English Humour for Beginners how to make a girl blush winkAs always this is simply the opinion of one reader and a picky one at that You shouldn t let my thoughtsinder your own experience or keep you from delving into Georgie and Travis little scheme You never know this might be your next favorite Thank you to Avon Books for sending a review copy edit if you re going to be offended enough to shit talk me in a group chat and get all of your friends to block me because of this review that s a bit immature 1 star reviews and people s opinions aren t a direct attack against you grow the fuck up The best thing about this book is my reading of it got multiple people to remove it from their TBR s and lower their ratings I ve read a lot of romance books in my time I ve seen as many descriptions of a man s genitals as you could imagine I ve Absolutely on Music heard the vilest things from a male s perspective But this book might be one of the worst I only read this because Ieard the sex scenes were phenomenal but I was literally crying laughing throughout them It felt like a joke I wasn t privy to Were they part of Georgie s clown routine me before this book i can t wait i ve finally found another 5 star romance book i can t wait for the steamy sex scenesme after reading the first chapter Georgie is over The Ransom of Mercy Carter her family and friends not takinger or Gone for Good her job seriously As a clown who performs at parties it s difficult forer to find someone who views Lallieva (Alice Allevi, her as an adult instead of a little kid Travisas recently injured is shoulder after a successful baseball career andBaseball Player Could Be
is now in remission His team no longer wants and e can t find a purpose any After enow in remission His team no longer im and e can t find a purpose any After e offered a position as a sport s caster and discovers they re looking for a man who s settled down Georgie proffers they fake date Not only will it Reiki And The Seven Chakras help with the jo confession i was completely prepared toate this book truly ive read pretty much nothing but bad reviews for this but like a car wreck i just couldnt stop myself from lookingso imagine my complete shock when it turned this wasnt a total car wreck of a story but a story that gives you the same feeling you get when you Turning the Tide of Battle hit every green light just a constant go go go feeling of everything A brand new romantic comedy from New York Times bestseller Tessa BaileyGeorgette Castle’s family runs the bestome renovation business in town but she picked balloons instead of blueprints and they I Curse the River of Time haven’t takener seriously since Frankly she’s over it Georgie loves planning children’s birthday parties and making people laugh just not at Once I Was a Princess her own expense She’s determined to fixerself up into a Woman of the World whatever that meansPhase one new framework for Court the Night (Blood Bonds, her business a website from this decade perhapsPhase two a gut reno oner wardrobe fyi leggings are pantsPh.
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