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Still smoked All signs point to yes SpenceMost Helpful Advice Regarding the TrialMike to Hanna Personally I d like you to show off your legs He s certainly consistent I ll give him thatMost Vilely Self Pitying ThoughtAria outside the Anne Frank museum No one would take her in and hide her Anne Frank style Right that s a reasonable comparison Aria you insensitive bitchMost Unreasonable Complaint When On the Run Noel I thought this was sort of going to be fun Does anyone think Noel isn t taking the situation seriously enoughMost Exciting Brand MentionFinally after 16 books the PLL series mentions a brand I have both heard of and actually used Weetabix How thrilling I feel like I m one of the gang now Most Hypocritical Remark Aria looked at her brother Your wedding s today I forgot Mike sniffed Yeah I guess you ve been too wrapped up in yourself Too right Mike Aria needs to get over the whole murder trial thing Okay it was big news And okay she s still waiting for the verdict But seriously you ve decided to get married now Surely that should pull the limelight right back to you Most Accurate First Impression Character AssessmentRandom Inmate of the PLLS They look like bitches Uncannily accurateWell that was a massive anti climax Alison is arrested everyone gets everything they ve ever wanted the end No uestions whatsoever are answered Mrs DiLaurentis is punished for being Ali s mother Both fathers Mr DiLaurentis Mr Hastings get off scot free Everyone forgets that Jason ever existed Alison the most Machiavellian human being to have ever existed is caught because she leaves her address lying around and hides with her own mother using her own surname Still at least it s all finally over Freedom HOW ARE THERE SIXTEEN BOOKS IN THIS SERIES HOW MANY MISTAKES CAN FOUR GIRLS POSSIBLY MAKELet me make it simple for all of you Pretty Little Liars An Abridged Version They fucked up a lot The end It s so crazy to think I ve been reading this series since I was fourteen O I m now 23 I thought over all this book was a good ending to the series although I did have issues with a few things view spoilerI didn t like how the book ended on a chapter about Ali plotting her escape We got closure but at the same time that s an open ending Kind of annoying but whatever I also didn t like the idea of Hanna and Mike getting married I like them as a couple but teenage marriages are just ridiculous hide spoiler Alright Sara Shepard let s end this You can do it There will seriously be a riot if you don t I think the Internet might explodeEDIT what happened to the candy coloured covers Because this is the last one it s going to be randomly emo now At least the title hasn t changed to something weird Has everyone seen the new book Shepard is writing It s called Perfectionists and I m thinking the new characters are descendants of the PLL crew You now just to screw with us The cover looks almost the same too except no Barbie dolls I think "it is agreed that this time around I ll b reading her series via the library Because if it carries out "is agreed that this time around I ll b reading her series via the library Because if it carries out 16 books I might screamAfter Reading Well you ll love this book if you re a fan Seriously it has the highest stakes some stupid moves done by the girls and some happy endings you ll absolutely love I love how some of the characters from the first few books came back and you get to see their new lives I was a little annoyed that the last few pages insinuated the possibility of books because Ali is an evil mastermind It was an entertaining and easy read so if you haven t gotten to this book yet maybe reconsider But no one will hate you if you didn t finish this series I ve done it you guys It s doneI ve finally given up on the Pretty Little Liars franchiseI have officially decided that after thirteen books if I m still waiting and begrudgingly handing over 1799 a pop to see where this dumb drawn out series goes it s just not worth it I bet even Shepard herself is getting depressed over the amount of story that is missing from the seriesThe eighth book definitely should ve been the last one I m so proud of myself for finally giving upIn ve been the last one I m so proud of myself for
finally giving upIn news LET S ALL CLAP FOR THE FACT THAT WOW THIS SERIES IS FINALLY FUCKING OVER giving upIn news LET S ALL CLAP FOR THE FACT THAT WOW THIS SERIES IS FINALLY FUCKING OVER PLL starsI am legitimately sad to see this series end And for reals this time this book is the end of the road for these ladies At least that s what the author says But who Quadruplets On The Doorstep knows Seriously I could read about 50 books in this series I m having a hard time letting go This book had me all ov My blog post reviewhttpsthebookgramwordpresscom201Vicious by Sara Shepard book 16 in the Pretty Little Liars seriesActual Rating 355 starsOh my gosh it s over how bittersweetI can t believe this series is over after 16 books I don t think i ll ever read a series bigger than this in my whole life hahaIt s honestly so strange to be sitting here writing my last ever review for the PLL books unless are added of course We allnow what Sara Shepard is capable of hahaha but really I don t think I d be opposed to books Let s get into the juicy stuffThis book was a lot less creepy and suspenseful than all the others which Luke kind of sucked but oh wellI feel like this book wasn t uite as good as it could ve been yet I still really enjoyed it nonetheless It was definitely not the bets book in the series but just because it s the last I guess I automatically had semi highind of expectations especially since the final book in Sara Shepard other series The Lying Game was so amazingThe view spoilerwedding hide spoiler It s really annoying how people complain how long the series has gotten Just shut up because you don t have to read the damn books If you don t like it don t read it It s as simple as tha. Osive conclusion to th. Before ReadingExclusive footage of me when I saw this book on my Goodreads feedAfter ReadingWhile everyone ended up happy in the end it was still an awful ending But hey at least it was an actual conclusion this time Vicious Pretty Little Liars 16 Sara ShepardHigh school seniors Aria Emily Hanna and Spencer have been through a lot since their best friend Alison DiLaurentis disappeared five summers ago A stalker named A has harassed them for their past mistakes and revealed their darkest secrets to the world They ve been on TV hounded by the press The Hero Next Door (Lighthouse Lane kicked out of school arrested and even put in jail With time running out and their lives on the line one of the Liars does something so terrifying and shocking fans will be left breathless 2017 We re finally here This is it The promised land The dream realised The actual end of the PLL series Please let it be so I don t think I can take another series extension We start with an epigraph from Orson Welles a man who in all honesty would have been very unlikely to appreciate the PLL series Then it s on to the prologue wherein Ali gloats over having somehow managed against all sense to frame the PLLs for her murder We also find out that she has yet another secret helper Who is it this time I m honestly beyond caringIn the book proper we return to the girls and their lawyer yep one between the four of them Seth Rubens who has gotten mafia bosses out of massilling charges but who isn t confident of winning the case of 4 rich white girls accused of a murder that makes no sense and which has no visible victim Although admittedly this is somehow the second time the girls have been tried for murder even though they re not legally adults yet which doesn t make them look great We jump straight into stupidity as Spencer preps for her time in prison by visiting Angela a prison expert whose book she has read After willingly parting with 300 just to get through the woman s front door Spencer suddenly realises that despite all her research she never actually found out what crime Angela committed Guess what It turns out that she s a specialist in setting up fake identities for people so that they can avoid prison What a coincidence However Spencer doesn t have the 100000 fee spare at the moment so she decides instead to ask her lawyer father to circumvent the law and get her and her friends access to the prosecution s currently gaoled star witness Nick Nick gives them some cryptic clue about his Grandma Betty in Cape May and the girls rush off in hot pursuit of a resident named Barbara Maxwell since apparently Betty is short for Barbara now The trip naturally a dead end and the PLLs learn nothing other than that Mrs DiLaurentis isn t coming to the murder trial information which is currently irrelevant but will be important later for very obvious and silly reasons Much like Emily who suddenly takes it into her
"Head To Walk Into The Sea And Herself And "to walk into the sea and drown herself and disappears Don t I m sure she ll be back Although her parents obviously don t think so as they hold her funeral the very next day despite it being pretty much impossible to organise an event of that sort so uickly practically and legally I guess they really want to see the back of her The remaining PLLs promptly fall out with each other since they are a bunch of babies In other news Wren Kim suddenly turns back up Presumably To Fill In to fill in happy ever after space left vacant in Spencer s story Admittedly she hasn t seen him for years and he is a bastard but unlike all her other exes and the rest of the Rosewood boys he is alive and not currently affiliated with Ali so he ll have to do Meanwhile Aria sensibly decides to run away to Paris to escape the trial In an even stupider move Hanna agrees to marry Mike even though he proposes with a lacrosse bracelet rather than an engagement ring and significantly is a pathetic child and has no business getting married Why couldn t it have been Hanna who drowned Instead we have to endure pages of gushing over bridal gowns and wedding cake tastings which seems to me to be taking focus away from the ongoing murder trial somewhat Why would all the involved parents sign paperwork agreeing that two 17 year olds who have been dating for a matter of months can get married just before one of them potentially goes to gaol for life Why aren t Mike s parents concerned about finding their missing daughter Aria rather than picking wedding venues The whole thing is beyond a joke Hanna actually agrees to have Hooters waitresses serving the food since after all it is Mike s wedding too There are no words She also calls her father specifically to tell him that he s not invited Does no one think that these two people aren t uite mature enough for marriage Yet stupidity as Aria inconspicuously takes a taxi from Paris to Amsterdam to continue lying low before checking into a hostel using her own ID It then turns out that Noel has magically predicted exactly where Aria will be just outside the only Amsterdam tourist attraction Shepard has bothered to look up and times things perfectly to bump into her In other irrelevant love life news Melissa and Darren are engaged and going to have a baby Why the hell should I care about that It s even less relevant that the three PLL romances I have to hear about endlessly as though there isn t a murder trail going on Even the lawyer seems to have better things to do judging by how ill informed he is on the caseAria and Noel continue to swan around Europe as though they aren t fugitives making patronising remarks about how uaint everything is and how the euro looks like Monopoly money even though it doesn t They also immediately find someone who #1 New York Times best. Akes fake American documents although we aren t treated to the details of how they actually accomplish this Spencer decides to steal a handful of her mother s jewellery and hand it over to Angela in exchange for a promise that she will help Spencer escape the law This proves that Spencer has learnt absolutely nothing from the whole surrogate mother con artist debacle On the other hand Mrs Hastings is a spectacular bitch even for this series so it s hard to feel too sorry for her loss Aria and Noel are swiftly captured by Interpol due to the fact that they are moronic We also find out that Hanna is being married by a rabbi Are the Marins Jewish When did this happen I guess they must be since Hanna has all of a sudden taken to using the expression nebbishy The wedding itself is tasteless sentimental crap which takes up far too many pages Spencer s decision not to run away forever because of all the wonderful things she has going for her at home is eually nauseating I m beginning to think Shepard is actually playing a joke on her readers with this supposed dramatic series finale Now that Emily has opted out of the book the three storylines are Hanna getting married Spencer s sister s pregnancy and Aria s sightseeing plus everyone s childish love lives It would be literally impossible to pick a banal series of subjects The whole bizarre multiple murder fake identity secret twin trial of the century thing seems to be barely on the radar of either the characters or the author What s going on Eventually Shepard gets bored of soppy crap and we rush to the courthouse for the verdict which the jury have suddenly reached on a Sunday morning Since the jury are as ridiculous as everyone else in Shepard World plus there s a uarter of the book left to go the girls are all found guilty despite a total lack of evidence and sentenced to life imprisonment I wonder why the lawyer didn t suggest pinning the whole thing on dead Emily and getting the other 3 off on minor charges of aiding and abetting She seems to be the only one they have anything on even if it is only a video of her looking a bit shouty and smashing stuff Anyway he didn t and the PLLs are off to prison where everyone is fat ugly and masculine with body odour problems plentiful scars and tattoos and even an eye patch and a love of hip hop You now because they re poor Naturally amongst the stereotypical prison inmates there are several Ali Cats because apparently they absolutely fucking everywhere They immediately begin to torment the girls via such heinous acts as making faces at them and laughing at Hanna s nipples Fortunately the girls are rescued from this hell less than 24 hours after they enter it by an exciting and totally unforeseen new development Guess who s back from the dead Yep Emily We
then go back in time to the night go back in time To The Night the night of s disappearance although this seems to be an alternate reality where Emily is thinking completely different things from when we were inside her head during the same time period in Chapter 5 It turns out that Emily went back to Grandma Betty s house and found a clue an envelope with an address directed to someone calledDay Yep Ali s secret extra surname her family dropped for some reason How best to follow up this clue Obviously by faking her own suicide in a dangerous manner like a completely selfish bitch Although admittedly it is impressive that she was thorough enough to provide fake chapter narration in an attempt to fool the reader as well as her friends It turns out that Ali has cunningly been hiding with her mother this whole time as has been hinted throughout the book She is also plain and fat now as evil manifests itself in such a form Let that be a lesson to you teen girl readers After some unnecessary fat shaming which I m sure will in no way effect Ms Shepard s teen readership Ali is arrested with disappointing ease presumably fat neutralises her evil powers and dragged back to Rosewood where she Emily and the convict PLLs are reunited without warning in a courtroom for some reason A judge then immediately frees everyone except Ali and tells them all to go home because who cares how the law works So that s that Everyone heads off home to have the love lives and careers they ve always wanted whilst Ali rots on a psych ward Everything is perfect and even Emily gets a random new girlfriend thrown in at the last minute since Shepard forgot to write one into the actual story Everyone lives happily ever after But waita horror still lurks Somewhere Ali lays strapped to a hospital bed plotting and scheming and biding her time nowing that one day Sara Shepard will need a new pool house or a luxury holiday in Jamaica or some other little treat she can t uite find the ready cash to pay for And when that day comes she will unstrap Alison DiLaurentis and let her loose on the world once And when the horror returns who will save usWorst NamesCamp Rutabaga why would you name a camp after a swedeBrice ReginaldFidelMorgan GreenspanBrussels griffon Apparently a type of dog not a mythological being So at least I ve learnt summatBrooke RumsonHallbjornJudge PierrotMeyers LopezMiss ViciousTeganTiffany DayMost Unfounded and Childish Statement Regarding the Penal System Prisons didn t serve pastries Most Inane TextHailey to accused murderer Hanna I just saw another report about you on CNN Your hair looked REALLY GOOD Priorities Although Hanna does proudly consider herself probably the best looking almostcriminal in the history of girls who were about to go to prison so I m sure she s delighted with the complimentWorst Display of Deductive AbilitiesSpencer on Wren He still smelled the same too like cigarettes She wondered if he. Selling seriesThe expl.